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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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