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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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