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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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