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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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