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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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