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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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