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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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