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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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