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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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