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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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