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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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