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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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