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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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