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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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