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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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