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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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