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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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