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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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