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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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