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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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