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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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