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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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