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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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