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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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