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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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