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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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