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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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