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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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