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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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