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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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