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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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