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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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