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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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