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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
rock ⚫️
Toby
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗
a warthog 🐗
a lion 🦁
a hyena 🐺
a crocodile 🐊
an ostrich 🐦
a turkey 🦃
a cow 🐮
a venomous snake 🐍
a velociraptor 🦖
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