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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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