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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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