Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.