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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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