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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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