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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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