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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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