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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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