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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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