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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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