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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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