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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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