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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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