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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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