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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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