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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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