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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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