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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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