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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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