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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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