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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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