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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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