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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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