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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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