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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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