Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.