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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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