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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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