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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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