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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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