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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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