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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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