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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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