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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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