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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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