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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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